i just want to sit on your lap and make out for like eight hours
one direction - TAKE ME HOME[deluxe edition] - first lines [insp]
Now say it with me
We will not send hate to the girls in the amnesia video because we are dedicated fans who love and support the boys and NOT a bunch of uncultured jars of mayonnaise
little baby hemmings who always sees mommy touching daddy’s nose so one day she reaches up and makes a bunch of noses until luke leans down to ask what’s wrong and he gets really close and she just boops him right on the nose and you start giggling so he shoots back up and looks over at you and narrows his eyes and goes “this is your fault”
it’s so sad when you crave someone you can’t have
“i dont care about looks”
YOU’RE A LIAR
YOU ARE LYING
i lost it with the salad
completely lost it at the gravy
are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts
All I could even say is wtf is wrong with Billy, my god.
"Billy needs therapy"
I literally started crying
"Billy sees death"
billy is sexually frustrated
billy sees something on his plate. he sees the devil.
One direction heights:
zayn: god level
louis: easily 2’3
niall: results vary